did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
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She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
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also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Text me some of your sweat
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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