textsfromlastnight.com keeps rejecting me
that alone proves you never get laid, nor have a life.. or have anything funny to contribute to the world.
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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