he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
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I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
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Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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