if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
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you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Rumble strips road head = magical
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I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
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