so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
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I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
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i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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