We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
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Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
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I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
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