I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I would like to be the first to explain to you that if you've woken up with bruised knuckles this morning, it's because last night you tried climbing out of our car window and into the drive through window at maccas. The cashier chick freaked out and slammed the window on you and beat you around the head with her headset thingy.
Shittttttt.
Be not ashamed. It was youtube-worthy.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
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No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
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She swung at the pinata with crutches
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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