Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
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also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
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I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
They left me at home... I'm a liability
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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