careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
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Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
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Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
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