real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
My new sobriety test is "how many times do I have to attempt to put toothpaste on my brush"... It takes a while.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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