Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
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in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
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We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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