My friends, they love my intelligence
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
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Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
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Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
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