you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
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I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
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Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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