You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
and she was petting her beer can
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
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my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
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Oh Jesus.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
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I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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