this is something i pride myself on being below average for
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
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IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
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you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
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