come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
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Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
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Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
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