There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
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We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
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I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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