ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
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Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
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possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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