I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
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So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
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my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
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