this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
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Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
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I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
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