it hurts more in the daytime
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
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I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
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So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
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