Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
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he laminated a picture of his dick.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
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Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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