My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
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To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
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Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
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