i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
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I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
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he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
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