your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
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so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
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Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
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