people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
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I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
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When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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