a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
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Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
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I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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