And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
i would one night stand the shit outta him
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Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
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Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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