reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
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I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Also, beer. Big fan.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
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And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
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