I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Randomize