"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
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I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Houston, we have a squirter
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
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I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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