what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
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Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
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I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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