Dual....:-)
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
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I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
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I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
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