The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
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You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
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There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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