She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
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the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
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While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
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