Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
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possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
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Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
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