You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
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I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
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i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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