Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
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there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
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Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
try to milk me bitch
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