it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
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Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
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She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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