I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i've created a new STD.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
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