Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
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I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
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If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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