He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
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When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
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Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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