She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
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Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
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I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
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