She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
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Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
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What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
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