I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
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and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
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i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
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