haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
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I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
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Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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