He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
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It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
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Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
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