They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
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i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
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We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
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