So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
oh
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
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some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
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I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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