is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
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I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
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All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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